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"He might be short, but he makes up for it in personality"
Ashley Cole's air hostess writes open letter apologising to Cheryl, a heart-warming read Kerry Meade is the air hostess in question, and she has penned this beautifully written, expertly spell-checked...
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A muff is enough
Ashley Cole hires bodyguard to stop him having sex with everything However, unsurprisingly, too much contact with willies and/or vaginas that don't belong to you isn't good for anyone except maybe...
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'At the end of the day... it's the night'
Ashley Cole says he's misunderstood and tells us to come and speak to him In an interview with Football Focus, which is set to air tomorrow, Cole complains about how we all hate him, saying:"Judge me...
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Cole lotta rubbish
Ashley Cole rewards girls with shots for gyrating, going for dinner with Cheryl's family So, in the first of this exhilarating two part tale, Ashley's been spotted handing out shots to young girls at...
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Banksy! Oh.
Playboy club party: Snoop Dogg, Joe McElderry and Ashley Cole - Cheryl will be upset It wasn't just Ashley there last night though, no, he was also joined by 'Banksy' which we're assuming is what the...
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Every Cole's A Goal
Ashley Cole 'parades' two girls before choosing one to take home, new TV game show idea? Ashley's not that greedy, though. He would never take two girls home to his love shack - three's a crowd, after...
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Good game, good game
Modern Warfare 3 launch: TOWIE, Dynamo, Ashley Cole, Katie Melua and Jack Whitehall Apparently there were celebrities there, although we hardly saw them, instead spending most of our time watching...
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Sun is in the sky, oh why, oh why would you wanna be anywhere else?
London last night: Kate Moss, Peaches Geldof and Lily Allen back! Elsewhere we've got Ashley Cole, Olly Murs, Holly Willoughby, Fearne Cotton, Drake, Jessica Wright, Carol Wright, Kate Moss, Lily...
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We’re hoping the rest will be about about songwriting and feminist theory
Cheryl to only write four pages about Ashley Cole in her book - read a sneak preview But we’ve obtained Cheryl’s handwritten notes, for those sensational Ashley Cole paragraphs and can reveal them to...
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Shurrup, pet.
Cheryl Cole receives an apology from the hairdresser whose carpet Ashley Cole puked on After reading Cheryl's autobiography, Aimee reached out to Cheryl to apologise and talk about peeing on...
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